Moderation
It seems that 'experts' are always rambling on about how we should do everything in moderation. Since I always trust these appointed messiahs of knowledge, I decided to follow their advice today. After a moderate amount of running, I spent a moderate amount of time with my ass in my recliner while eating a moderate amount of ice cream.* Take /that/, experts.
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*This is Michelle & Alice's fault. During their visit last week, they decided to buy 3.14159 metric buttloads of ice cream and let me keep all the leftovers.
2 comments:
Buying cheap buttloads of ice cream may actually have defered costs. I hope your health in surance is good, becasue I know you won't run enough to burn off all of that ice cream.
Ben: "*This is Michelle & Alice's fault."
Alice: "This was all Ben's fault. He was the cheapskate that made us buy 2 half gallons of ice cream!"
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