2006-03-27

Kevin Hassett is a shill

I say he's a shill because I refuse to believe that anyone with such a full resume could be so incredibly stupid as to espouse the views contained in a recent column of his. Surely then, the only logical explanation is that he was bribed, brainwashed, or otherwise coerced into writing this by Apple, Microsoft, et al.[1]

The hubbub is about a bill currently passing through the legislative branch of the French government. Should it become law, companies selling digital music would be required to allow hardware companies to make digital audio players that can play the downloaded music. Right now, you can't play Apple downloads on a Samsung player, Napster downloads on your iPod, etc.[2] The new French law would eliminate such artificial barriers. You see, Apple has to go to /extra effort/ to keep you from playing iTunes Music Store songs on other players. I defy Mr. Hassett to explain how creating artificial barriers can ever move culture, or the economy, forward.

Kevin's makes many claims that are simply too ridiculous to ever do justice in my blog. Most of them make me wonder aloud how any well-educated person could be so incredibly ignorant. Primarily, he seems to center on two [equally false] arguments.

1) This law will encourage copyright infringement (aka 'piracy'), which is a Very Bad Thing(TM).
a) What Apple et al. are likely to do, and the logical result of the law, is to open up their DRM. If Creative could license Apple's FairPlay DRM for its Zen digital audio players, and Apple could license Microsoft's PlaysForSure DRM for its iPod digital audio players, then both parties would have satisfied their obligations under the law. What is the result? All the music still has DRM, so the record labels don't need to worry any more about piracy than they do now!
b) The assumption that copying music for personal use is a Very Bad Thing(TM) has nowhere near unanimous support. The rampant popularity of illegal downloading is proof of that. Many people, including highly respected thinkers like Lawrence Lessig and Richard Stallman, would argue that society benefits more by sharing ideas and culture than by granting artificial monopolies to those who happen to create certain expressions of human thought (like, say, a song).

2) This law is stealing from Apple and America and giving all kinds of free shit to the Frogs, and is terribly anticompetitive.
The law would not steal from anyone. Apple has served consumers very well by creating excellent hardware (the iPod lines) and excellent software (iTunes and the iTunes Music Store), and their bottom line has been rewarded for it. Vendor lock-in, however, serves nobody but Apple shareholders, while hurting everybody. Interoperability, which the French bill would require, will /increase/ competition, not hurt it. Increased competition is a Very Good Thing(TM), contrary to what Kevin argues; it gives producers and consumers /more/ choices and drives constant innovation, rather than allowing companies to build monopolies, lock their customers in to their product lines, and then milk the profits for years afterwards.

Aaand I'm spent.
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[1] This is not entirely true. He could just be an anarcho-capitalist. In that case, replace 'shill' with 'idiot who believes in neither welfare states nor meritocracies, but instead thinks that people should be primarily rewarded for their relative ability to screw over their fellow human beings.'
[2] Again, this isn't 100% true. It generally only applies to major-label (i.e. RIAA) music. Which is, to say, 99+% of what is downloaded from the stores.

2006-03-19

i don't give a... hoot

In this [we]blog, I usually try to avoid the stereotypical LiveJournal/Xanga crap that defines the public perception of 'blogs'. You know, things like posting song lyrics or pointless emotional drivel that nobody else cares about.

Well, I'm about to lapse again. Right now I'm frustrated, and (with apologies to Watterson) nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. Without further adieu, I present to you a test/game/thing that is sure to offend any politically correct asshats (redundant, no?) that happen to stumble across it: All Look Same!

2006-03-14

more fun with coworkers...

It was a peaceful Friday afternoon at about 15:00, so me and my cubemates were shooting the breeze in anticipation of getting the heck out of Dodge. The topic turned to kiddie movies, and Pixar in particular. I made a comment about my disapproval of Disney's recent buyout, mentioning that I think Disney is Teh Suck. I dislike Disney mainly because of their desire to extend copyright infinitely (see also here). Generally, they are also socially ultra-conservative, which only hurts them more.

Before my blood could even start boiling, one of my fellow engineers (let's call him H. Phobe) jumped in to support me. Awesome, an ally! Or so I thought ...

"Did you know that Disney has a whole week set aside especially for... homosexuals? It's unbelievable." WTF? No, Mr. Phobe, what's unbelievable is the fact that you're a fucking idiot and a bigot, yet you've somehow managed to get promoted three times since you started with the company. For the next 10 minutes, H.P. kept trying to steer the conversation back to the evilness of backdoor bandits. He even claimed that Disney's animation studios have a huge contingent of gay writers and animators who toil away in their underground caves of moral depravity to sneak effeminate male characters into their movies, and otherwise promote/legitimize their lifestyle/agenda/whatever. OMG teh homos will infect us all!!!!!!11one

Once again, I have found myself marveling at the [boundless?] depths of human ignorance and xenophobia. :sigh:

2006-03-05

Be afraid.

I know most of you aren't as anti-government, libertarian, etc. as me, but that doesn't mean that Uncle Sam isn't trying to restrict your rights, too. Usually, these restrictions fall under one of two categories. I'll explain them from the perspective of The Government.

1) We're going to spy on you, but if you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about! Therefore, if you vote against this, you are a terrorist/communist/pedophile/evildoer with something to hide.

2) We believe that corporations deserve more rights than you. They not only have less liability and responsibility than normal people, but they get more power to pass laws in their favor! It is only a coincidence that these corporations pay us millions of dollars a year for vacations, homes, vacation homes, and lovely antiques and mistresses to fill up the vacation homes.

If you value your rights, take action!

2006-03-01

Blogger sucks!

What a terrible weblog site; they can't even get their dates right! This post is marked as 01 March, but today is clearly 29 February. The UPS guy wouldn't lie to me about a leap year... would he??