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Today I got one of those 'forwards' in my inbox. This one was a list of chapter titles for a [fake, duh] golf book. It's good for a laugh or two and it resonates nicely with my recent suckage at the game of golf. With that in mind, here is a sampling of teh funney.

Ch 1: How To Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Ch 4: How To Get More Distance Off The Shank
Ch 8: Proper Excuses For Drinking Beer Before 9 am
Ch 11: Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied The 5th
Ch 15: God And The Meaning Of The Birdie-To-Bogey Three Putt
Ch 18: Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 A Beer From The Cart Girl And Tip Her $3.00, But Will Balk At $3.50 At The 19th Hole And Stiff The Bartender