The Atkins [Financial] Diet

It looks like the Atkins Diet works just as well on your wallet as on your gut; Atkins Nutritionals has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. It serves those a-holes right for pulling what was surely one of the biggest fad diet scams of all time.

What don't people understand about 'diet and exercise'? Consume less calories, burn more calories --> lose weight. I just gave you the Cliffs Notes to Weight Loss for Dummies. For free. You're welcome.

It saddens me to think that there are people even less motivated and more gluttonous than I am. I'm happy to do nothing all day but sit around and stuff my face, and I _still_ lost 60 lbs in a year...sheesh.