Spam. On my phone.

As an avid user of the intarweb, I am familiar with spam. I even get spam at email addresses that I've never used or told anyone about. I don't care about it too much, mostly because email accounts are free and relatively portable. I'm accustomed to it. Almost oblivious to it, even.

My cell phone service is neither free nor easily portable, and today I got my first text message spam. I have never texted with my phone, or surfed the internet, or used any other fancy schmancy non-phone-call service. Still, the bastards found me. At least they were nice enough to offer me a cheap vacation to Jamaica: only $200 per person!!!1!1!!oneone!!