2005-04-05

PSA: Mars, Venus, etc.

Surprisingly, a great many people today fail to grasp even the most basic tenets of male/female interaction in Western culture. Such ignorance should not be tolerated. For your viewing pleasure, below I have linked to two excellent resources on the subject. Read, learn, enjoy.

Ode to Nice Guys
This is a nice, short piece that details one of the unfortunate consequences of the laws and theories laid out in the more thorough reference below. It only presents one side of the story, but that's okay because it's the _right_ side*.

Ladder Theory
The material on this website is a masterful work of human behaviorism and has been published in many of the top -ology journals**. Start at the beginning, and you'll be amazed as the author progressively unveils the simple dynamic that can determine the fate of a relationship before it even begins. The full documentation for Ladder Theory even includes rebuttals for commonly-proposed weaknesses and failures in the Theory. This is a _must read_. I hear it's even going to be on Oprah's Book List Thingy***.

*Yes, it is.
**No, it doesn't matter which ones. If it's an -ology, it's clearly scientific, important, and true.
***I probably made this up.

1 comment:

Ben said...

unclben.blogspot.com does not comment on rumors or speculation.

In related news, the following is a partial list of things that are more scientific than astrology.

A) Scientology
2) Figure Skating
Eleventeen) Window Licking